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Birthday part 2
Oh, totally forgot! The first birthday present was to myself, even though I didn't appreciate it at first.
I had already planned what I was going to wear today, my new jeans plus a pretty white blouse I have. But when I went to get dressed... white blouse didn't fit! Total tent on me! Good grief, like I have a bunch of clothes in my closet that fit right now. But I found one of my new blue henley shirts that fit. It's not as nice as a blouse and I wouldn't have worn it but Buffy had said I looked really pretty in it the other day. So my present was an even smaller body, even though it meant changing clothes at last minute. And Erin liked it, so that's all that matters.
And also, Buffy was at her dad's today, but when she came home she told me the painting she was doing for me wasn't ready yet so she wrote me a letter instead. GOOD LORD that girl is the funniest thing I've ever given birth to. Here, I must share it with you:
Dear Mother,
Tis' your day of birth! Happy Birthday young maiden, you look mighty spiffy for your age, I must say. You're a beautiful, young, white woman in America. You live in San Jose with all the lame people, but you're cool. You belong in Santa Cruz because you're cool. Just saying :D I said "cool" twice... thats not good sentence structure. Oh well.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I hope you have a very happy Birthday, and you deserve the best.
I LOVE YOU! <3 Buffy
"What kind of drugs were you ON when you wrote this?" I asked her.
"NONE!"
"Don't tell me you weren't on drugs when you wrote this!"
"I just like talking in an English accent!"
Yes, she's been studying Shakespeare. And also, she wants me to move with her to Santa Cruz - did you get that? I don't even know what to do with this letter, it's so silly it boggles the mind. I have no idea what the painting is that she's making for me. But I'm sure it's going to be totally Buffy.
Posted by Pischina at November 8, 2009 9:28 PM
Save the letter and paste it to the back of the painting!
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