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We can mark today as the day that I got stung by a bee for the first time and NO ONE CARED. Because Michael Jackson had the nerve to die just before this happened, my pleas for sympathy have gone completely ignored. I mean, this is IMPORTANT. Number one, because it really HURTS. Number two because I grew up being told I was likely ALLERGIC. So I could have DIED. BOO. To make it worse, I was actually floating out in the pool. I felt a prick on my back and brushed my hand across it, then I felt the big fuzzy thing fall off my back. OH SHIT I thought and sure enough there was a bee floating in the pool. "The FUCKING NERVE of that bee!" was my first thought. My next thought was "Oh PLEASE don't be allergic!!!" I got out of the pool right away and went into the house to tell Spike in the garage that I had just been stung and needed allergy medication immediately. We remembered Buffy had some Zyrtec so Spike ran and got it for me. I could feel the stinger was still in my back so I lay on the bed while he scraped it with a credit card because he heard that was how to get it out without squeezing more poison in. I'll give him credit for this, he responded VERY quickly and was immediately on the internet searching for what to do. He made a paste of baking soda and water and spread it on, and then brought me an ice pack. The sucker still hurts like crazy. I'm going to be PISSED if the bees decide this is a great hobby for them. But I'm glad I don't appear to be allergic. When I was a kid I was so severly allergic to other insect bites that I had to have special medicine kept at school in case of a sting. I'm feeling fine so far but Spike is sitting in the same room with me at the computer for the next hour just to make sure everything is okay. Yeah, I didn't die. And it's tragic what happened to Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson and now I hear Jeff Goldblum ALSO. JEEZ. I was just pretending drama about my bee sting. Except that it DID hurt, a LOT. *sniff* And everyone should pay attention when I'm hurt, dammit! ;) Edited to add: It appears the news of Jeff Goldblum's death is fake, although who knows. If it's true then you heard it here first, if it's fake, all the more reason to give ME sympathy. Comments
How DARE Michael Jackson die when you've been stung??? Seriously, I'm glad you're not allergic. That would really suck. Posted by: bluesleepy at June 25, 2009 6:07 PMThanks B-Sleepy! And just to be clear to everyone I'm totally JOKING about being mad at MJ. Just tired of all the sadness today, I needed to joke. Posted by: Pischina at June 25, 2009 6:21 PMSting season has begun! Learn how to cure stings instantly at BeeStingCure.com
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