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Charleen is no fun
She has forbidden me from shedding any clothes while in San Francisco, and when I assured her my two friends are both female and lesbian she then forbid me from coming back married.
No fun, no fun, no fun!
"Don't forget," she said, "people have camera-phones now... with VIDEO."
Yes, mother.
She then pointed out several other previous cases of Pischina-getting-into-trouble-in-SF, the least of which was getting a ticket for "almost mowing down 20 pedestrians back there." I had kindly informed the policeman that there were NOT 20 pedestrians back there, but merely around six... but he didn't really seem impressed. It was an expensive ticket.
Then when I informed Charleen that I was the driver for our Bay Area Road Trip Extravaganza (as my fellow student calls it) Charleen told me I needed to have my friends sign a waiver. For what? "Emotional trauma caused by being in a vehicle driven by you."
Now I ask you, what kind of friend would say stuff like this???
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A friend who knows me very very very well. And who has cleared her schedule on Sunday so she can come bail us out of jail if needed.
I actually went to State Farm yesterday just to make sure my car insurance was completely paid up. I'm sure we'll be fine! Just good, clean fun for us! I swear, we'll really be studying at the LIBRARY.
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Posted by Pischina at May 16, 2008 11:27 PM
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