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To be fair, Murphy pointed out that the Brit picture below is photo shopped, with the original to be found here. Which does point out the horrors of celebrity-dom, because that is pretty damn horrible to have a picture of you changed like that and then posted all over the internet. But two more points: First of all, Britney is still far from ready to go out of the house in the real picture. I never drive down the street and see anyone looking like that who is not either a) selling something in the vicinity of the vagina, or b) happy the last sale bought enough crack to last the day. Britney has millions and millions of dollars, why can she not find a nice comfortable dress to wear, something presentable, I mean those shorts don't even look comfortable. I don't think celebrities need to dress up to leave their house, but there are comfortable weekend wear to be found at any clothes shop, be it K-Mart or Target or fucking Bloomindales or Dolce & Gabbana or WHEREVER. GET DRESSED FOR FUCKS SAKE. And second, except for these photoshopped pictures, I'm not buying the "Scary papparrazzi" story. You never see any other papparrazzi in the pictures, I didn't see any photographers with their cameras shoved into the car windows as she drove off with the kid on her lap. These pictures actually seem to be taken from a distance away, so I just don't buy this supposed "danger". I had a baby once, in fact I had two babies 18 months apart. I still found presentable clothes to wear out of the house, and my hair usually looked like I had washed and combed it. And photographers or not (and there were NOT) I still found some nice comfy clean sweats to wear and a comfy t-shirt that made me look presentable - EVEN when I had baby-spit-up all over me I looked presentable. I have never ever ever ever, not even when I had the flu, not when it was 105 degrees outside, not when I was a size 6 and hot and cute, not EVER, have I left the house looking like a pregnant crack whore ready for the afternoon shift on second street. And we were making $20,000 a year, so Britney, shut the fuck up and get dressed. And buy a fucking brush. I HATE stupid women. Posted by Pischina at June 25, 2006 10:20 AMComments
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