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All right, we haven't done this in a long time.
Let's see who can figure these out:

1. That's right. When I was your age, television was called books.

2. She had these little stubby wings, like she could've glued them on, you know, like I'm gonna believe she's a fairy. So she said, "I'll prove it." So she reaches into her backpack and pulls out this invisible cloak and she ties it around my neck.

3. Dad! Dad! It's my marble bag. The Fratelis forgot to check it. I emptied out all of my marbles and put the jewels in. We don't have to leave the boon docks!

4. We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.

5. You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.

6. Don't say that. As my youngest daughter, Tita will care for me until the day I die. She won't marry.

7. My son, Matthew, did not look like a winner. He was rather uncoordinated and wore braces from the age of 13 until the day he died.

8. I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter? And the beauty part is the babies don't even have to listen ?cause they're asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about!

9. "What if I were in a coma, and the doc says, 'One more day?' "
"I'd throw you into the ocean... Shock therapy."

10. Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

BONUS: You're so money and you don't even know it!

Okay guys, Go for it! I wanna see some answers here!

Posted by Pischina at February 1, 2006 7:45 AM

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